Mike Myers crashed the cold open of “Saturday Night Live” to play President Trump’s new right-hand man, Elon Musk.
“Recently, our dealerships have been the targets of many attacks,” he said in the sketch. “Suddenly no one likes Tesla cars. I asked myself why, then I answered myself. Because of me!” Indeed, Tesla cars and dealerships have see a significant spike in vandalism and attacks.
Myers continued, saying that his solution to the problem would be to roll out a new car, the Tesla Model V. “The first electric car in history to be fully self-vandalizing! With features like self-smashing headlights, self-slashing tires, and A.I.-powered graffiti,” he said. “You can choose from penises or swastikas, or my favorite: swastikas made out of penises!”
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