The Executive Branch club in Washington, D.C., is charging a membership fee of $500,000 and promises “a sumptuous retreat for rubbing shoulders with cabinet members and West Wing officials, with no danger of running into reporters or Democrats,” Axios wrote.
So what better to use as a club crasher than Roan’s anthem of acceptance involving a fictional bar in West Hollywood ― the mega-hit “Pink Pony Club”?
Only in the hands of Stephen Colbert’s crew, it’s now the “Trump Crony Club.”
“I heard Don’s opening a spot, where billionaires can talk about their favorite type of yacht,” a singer who sounds like Roan begins. “It costs half a million to join, for food they offer Trump steaks ― each cut costs one Trump meme coin. It will be quite the scene, Elon on ketamine, word is their first member is the ghost of Epstein, insider trading tips from Marjorie Taylor Greene, they said they’d drain the swamp, they just renamed it the Trump Crony Club … On the turntables they got DJ Beelzebub, it’s Junior’s vision so there’ll be a cocaine-filled tub, Trump Crony Club.”
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